You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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