Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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