love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
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I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
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Party on wayne
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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