Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
birth control should be required to get into college
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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