I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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