so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Dignity is for republicans.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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