Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
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