I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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