Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
