I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
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