I'm so fucking centered right now
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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