What a fucking waste of an outfit
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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