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You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
May the power of my ass compel you!!
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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