I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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