The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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