You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
