I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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