is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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