Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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