Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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