Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
there is glitter all over my balls
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