I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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