I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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