her vagine was all disorganized.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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