It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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