I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Terrible idea I love it
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