It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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