ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
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