if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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