Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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