I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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