do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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