Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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