the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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