so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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