I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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