Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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