thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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