either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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