Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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