its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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