It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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