Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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