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Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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