Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I just found puke in my bra..
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize
