brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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