that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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