Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
she pinky promised me she was 18
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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