I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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