just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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