Who wears a wallet chain?!
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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