Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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