it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
My breasts were aching with rage.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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