Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
foreskin is a definite game changer
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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