I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
party gras won. party gras always wins.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I can feel your judgement through the phone
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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