I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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