the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Randomize
