David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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