we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
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