Me. At least after what I've been through.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
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